So, on this page is a random selection of the things that I really don't like, for whatever reason, but I can't be bothered to 'moan' about, they're beyond that. Far beyond that, as they don't even need justification.

Pop Idol
Fame Academy
Anything "celebrity" related - Hello Magazine, dodgy TV, etc
Anythihg that celebrates mediocrity - Big Brother, et al.
Any "band" where they are all singers (i.e. "pop acts")
Arthritis
Pain
Drum Brakes (especially on old twin-wheel Ford Transits)
Les Pauls
Conspiracy theorist dorks who think we never went to the moon, that the WTC attack wasn't real, etc,etc. If they read something like this then they'd realise what a total bunch of morons they are!
Hand problems (especially broken ligaments and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome)
Things that don't work as they should, like my old Nokia 7650, my new Handspring Treo 600, Bluetooth, my attractiveness to the opposite sex (or lack of it), ooh, I could go on for a long time, but I won't.
People who text message while they're on a date with you.
People who text message you to tell you they're not coming on a date with you.
People who don't even bother to do that, just don't turn up. (There's a pattern forming here, isn't there kids?)
The fact that I've replaced two toilets in my house, and neither of them flush properly!
Unblocking blocked toilets. Closely connected to the above. Nasty.
Tea
Glastonbury (wet, very very wet)
Chest Pains
Doctors who can't explain chest pains
Barryboy morons who think that the fast and the furious is real.
Doctors who then say everything is all OK. You can go now. Despite telling you a month before you had a pneumothorax.
The clutch ratchet on Mk. III and IV Escorts. Never again....
Telephone customer support monkeys who know less than a 5-year old.
Vacuous (but physically attractive) men/women who think that looks are enough. They aren't. Well, I don't think so, anyway...
People whose music knowledge consists of 'Coffee Table' CDs, like Enya, Clannad, later Sting, Moby, etc,etc
Papa John's Pizza.
Being second (or worse) best.
Not being able to afford a decent house.
Not having finished most things I've started.
Apathy (especially my own - see above)