Sometimes I go out with my friends. Sometimes I don't. If I don't, they normally get drunk and then call me to tell me I'm "missing out", etc. Here are some of these phone calls for your delectation, in logbook format...
NOTE: If you are under 18, or easily offended, do not listen to these audio recordings. They are here for my own and my friends' amusement, and little else.

WhereProtagonist
Dive ShowBurley
FYEOBurley
BournemouthHawkins
Hippo RhinosHawkins
Chez JudgeThe Judge
Boko, BournemouthHawkins
BokoHawkins
The Vile-aWickstrel
FYEOBurley
High Street, NewquayBurley
UnknownHawkins
FYEOBurley
DV8 Party & Peppermint HipposHawkins
Bliss, BournemouthBurley
Bliss, Boko, Chez HawkinsHawkins
Chez HawkinsHawkins
Bar So, BokoHawkins
Boko & somewhere in ParkstoneHawkins
176, some road, BokoHawkins
Bar So, some road in townHawkins
Bliss, FYEO, Some road in townHawkins
Boko, WestbourneHawkins
Bliss, unknownJones
Bliss, BokoHawkins
Toko, Camel BarHawkins
Chez BallBall
Bliss, Toko, FYEOHawkins
Boko, Chez BlingHawkins
Klute, GodfatherHawkins
Outside FYEOBurley
Bournemouth, Westbourne, etc.Hawkins
Dusk Till DawnBall
TownHawkins
176Hawkins